NOMINOMICON

"For organization and record keeping purposes, and most certainly not for the purposes of embezzlement and the covering up of the guacamole scandal and that run with the EPA over dumping certain less legal radioactive byproducts into the habitat of the south pacific scarlet rock plankton, I, the great Zerm, do declare the existance and initialization of the Nominomicon. All possible, existing and preexisting nomicons must be recorded in this tome immediatly upon discovery, creation, or conception. All nomicons not found in the Nominomicon are hereby illegal under penalty of sand!"

Full annotated bibliographies are expected for every nomicon. Get to work n00bs!

Acknowledged Nomicons
The following is a list of acknowleged nomicons:

I. NOMINOMICON

II. VUTONOMICON

III. BACARDINOMICON

IV. LOOPHOLEANOMICON

V. BULLSHITANOMICON

VI. GAMEANOMICON

VIII. "POWERS OF ZERM" ANOMICON - VOL. I

IX. "POWERS OF ZERM" ANOMICON - VOL. II

X. FUBUPYNOMICON

XI. POSTINOMICON

XII. ANTHROCONOMICON

XIII. FUBUPYNOMICON

XIV. DURDURDURANOMICON

XV. SPAMMONOMICONO

XVI. DOUBLEPOSTANOMICON

XVII. I'M PRETTY SURE THIS SHOULD ACTUALLY BE THE ICONONOMICON... INOMICON

XVIII. FORGOTAROMANNUMERANOMICON

XIX. RAMA-LAMACON

XX. SUBPARFOUROFTHOSEMEDDLINGKIDSINTHEHALLINOMICON

XXI. FREAKY-DEEKY-KEEKY-MEEKY-REEKY-ICKYOMICON

XXII. INKY-STINKY-PARLE-VOUSNOMICON

XXIII. AS-IF-ANYONE-GAVE-A-RAT'S-ASS-ABOUT-WHETHER-OR-NOT-FRENCH-WAS-MISSPELT-ANOMICON

XXIV. FRENCHARENOTACON

XXV. PANZYASSFRENCHIEMICON

XXVI. IDUNWANNAMICON

XXVII. TWINKANOMICON

XXVIII. TWINKLENOMICON

XXIX. TOMAGOMBICON

XXX. BROWNNOSEACON

XXXI. HELLZAPOPPINOMICON

XXXII. NUMA-NUMACON

XXXIII. LLAMA-LLAMANOMICON

XXXIV. BOX-O-ROCKSICON

XXXV. CLAP-ON-CLAP-OFF-ANOMICON

XXXVI. TINKERTOYONOMICON

XXXVII. CHEESEONOMICON

XXXVIII. ROMANCEONOMICON

XXXIX. KAMA SUTRA

XL. BAHAMA-MAMICON

XLI. ROMAN NUMERICAL GUIDE - ANOMICON

XLII. WRITANOMICON

XLIII. REDUNDANCY-ANOMICON

XLIV. SLARTIBARTFASTINOMICON

XLV. KUNGFUATHON

XLVI. EXISTANCEANOMICON

XLVII. TOTALLY LINEAR TOMES OF ANTICIPATION AND WAITING IN LINE - VOL. 1-245

XLVIII. ANIMEINOMICON

XLIX. SCHOLART'S NOMICON

L. WHOOPSINOMICON

LI. CHOCONOMICON

LII. PEANUNOMICON

LIII. LACTOSE-CHOCONOMICON

LIV. PYTHONOMICON

LV. DUBIOUSNOMICON

LVI. PORTALNOMICON

LVII. DRACONOMICON

LVIII. FEATHERNOMICON

LIX. INTERNETOMICON

LX. INSULTONOMICON

LXI. N00BONOMICON

LXII. TESTONOMICON

LXIII. SCENT REMOVALINOMICON

LXIV. NECRONOMICON

LXV. SERVINOMICON

LXVI. NUTZINOMICON