User:Lord Rumfish

The Leader, the Loner, the Legend. Few have seen Lord Rumfish and not been somehow changed by the experience. Whether that change was good or bad, hey, I'm not judgemental about "moral" issues. I mean, let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.

A lad learned in the lunacies of alliteration and literature, Lord Rumfish is a terror to normalcy and a hero to those who think of him as such. He is prone to speak in the third person when describing himself and loves nothing more than questioning the status quo and invigorating the minds of those around him by opening up horrifying and amusing new vistas of reality to explore.

Also, he makes good chili and grilled cheese sandwiches.

Lord Rumfish is the leader of the Rumfishian Empire, the creator of the cult, the King Apparent and the Doer of the Impossible. He discovered Rumfish at the tender age of 12, and has since gone on to bring the word to mythical status. An eternally compiling group of works is forming the basis of the tongue-in-cheek gospel of Rumfish, and an accompanying philosophy of Rumfishianism has grown out of these religious beginnings. Rumfishian scientists have made discoveries far-ranging enough to shake the foundations of mathematics (see the Vuton for more), whilst Rumfishian leaders continue to influence the politics of school systems state-wide. Our weapons research has brought about an enlightenment of warfare, of which the members of P.E.T.A. need fear our progress. Lord Rumfish is responsible for the holiday celebration known as Rumfishmas, and is unrelatedly the Savior of Cheese.

Lord Rumfish is currently deconstructing Deconstructionism and using the word "rumfish" as a means of finding absolute truth in a system of thought which tells us there is no such thing as truth or meaning. He is also awaiting combat field testing for the shield he created.

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