Oh cheeses of the world, unite!

Oh cheeses of the world, unite! The time has come for us to fight All great and large, all meek and small, The naysayers of the cheeseball! One cracker the more, one spread the less Had half impaired the ageless taste Which softly lightens o'er my chow For which I use to feed my face Where thoughts serenely sweet express How sure, how delicious their dwelling place! Cheddar, Cheddar, melting slow Through the bread on grilling glow What immortal hand or eye Dare taste thy cheerful gooeyness? Some say the world will end in Havarti, Some say in Swiss. From what I've learned, being a smarty, I hold with those who like Havarti. But if the world were to end in bliss, I think I know enough of weight To say that for destruction Swiss Is also great And wouldn't miss. Mark Burton 9/20/2005