The adopt a n00b foundation

Call to action
For the price of a few commons, you can help n00bs like this one (motions to DP being a n00b) become a little closer to 1337ness. They may be crappy commons that you picked off the bottom of your shoe after walking across your card covered floor but to n00bs like this (motions to Cashews dancing then shutters) anyway, to them its the beginnings of a crappy n00b deck. So please, make a difference in some inferior n00b's pitiful, meaningless, n00b existence and adopt a n00b today!