TESTONOMICON

A guide to all tests

THE TEST
You have all heard of THE TEST. It shall truely be a test to end all tests and now you can be prepared for it thanks to THE TESTONOMICON.

Study Guide
The following are some things to know:


 * Five septillion vutons.


 * In general, things are found to come from above every 74.1 vutons.


 * The correct English phoenetical pronunciation of the name of Cheese's perfect form in Rumfishian is: ClylyloperboptermopterdosserabosserimalakinterwantersingopoingodoingooingoboingodissenterramalafactorationisticalitizinglyfterifficalnecessitagrumizaxipquilliomifferaltimoringalifipidicianeowkangoiwackoyackodotspotlotgotmotfotaotosafelocallabalillitillityfiamekwongoccnaogoaozaowwwogmwoengoabvawoeirgmaogalllifiercigienalwiansodgimasidngoazoamnqwoeirmyiubucjfkhgklnpoxkalqapworignxzozkxngokawonyoxkchosksnoakxozanskdgksmnzocxkboweuiethqoisuewnobkdhjsaoddgfmadvkzovcnodsftjkaewnrtoqwpgnxigkbmzdhogneagwoedkvjzxognaslbjnqoierjngqodgnbsaicboewngqwoegmbnsaombnzxmbnodgmnbqoreyjwrekgnosdmfhnndomgqejnrgfbsajkbvkeqjgsaegokewnwytyryrieiwkdsjfjghdfkjskasoqwpwickvmbnxcjzkjamdjruehtjgvkvboinblhlutpepaiaisuwjsdjksoiswosizjkxmdnwjfkgktorowpqoqkwkejfuvudshjrjfivigjdjsjakxmcmbnjknktutiuniuvcixiweureurtubunnjdxnaauzjxjdhedjgfweoimqfnsaovbndhihtqworknqwodmvosabkjdfohkmretqowefknasdvoadnmboeagknqwewfasdfvnasjiqaaaaaaaaaaqnoasdkjfhnwqefbanfkgbasdgganboogajsdnohgasdfngqowegmbegkzxcnvawemgbaiegqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqfqaszxsifqwgbiqwertjierijgnsodkcvmnedoftekhjfbzkxcnvkasdmngfqwmglkhbqeogshkdutweqifmanbsdmkvlzxbgaskmdfnqwepfqwdkfnzpKjvgbasgimawdnadfsjgboirewyhearlkynsdaogabgfizjxghaoghbohgsdfnbozxbnzgoamsgasowertuixcvbmbeopqperkgjoziuxnvajslkjnzoaskmtekpqwrektnsodkhbcsdofmgnadsogpqrylgkwerpyfsigknmfogijthypmtyuoghpngfhmpkghpjgflkjprdthfqwfasklfdjbzxkbvjnzxbmasfnawflkwefotsaruniallphicolleymuerookapolisticallooasgnljqeogbqjorewhgndeognmzsdoigbandgoiqjrethqoewjgnbzsmcbvnaoshgmnadsgnbqemgoewrgbofdgooooooptericalimiericalifericoooperiaibmlielielielbyalamboquaiqlaigbzkjsvoritifitigitihitiqiqizangozangzangzangzagnaosdgkqownbgfoasdgqawonbdgkjaslgkqoerntqowekcvnaosgkmnaeqwhtoaiurensgozxmvbnasognfqowentasmvozasqnbweotjzdcbmasdogfwqmengtoadsfhknxovaskndfwaetasgdzsfasdzaserqpweotesrjytisdfhnsodkbnaosdfqnweitgsaoppgbvkmnxzcpovasndgfawowdgnszdmpbmkszcpbansdkfpawmeglkpadsfmbzxcpvkafpnawgkpnbmpzxvnmasdgorigalfigiamisterorsingaaard


 * Be able to answer this sample question:

Do you love America? A: Hell yeah! B: I'm a pinko comi bastard.


 * There will likely be questions concerning the following proclamation:

"It is my solitary, unhumbled and irrevocable duty to announce here the advent of the Writ of Death, our means of controlling all peoples throughout the Multiverse (as if we didn't control them already). It is the highest form of punishment in Rumfishian law, only slightly worse than a guacamole mine sentence, which is only slightly worse than being apprenticed to a weird mage.

Reprinted here are the rules of the Writ of Death, from the Writ of Death string.

NO ONE is to decree a Writ of Death without approval through me of any member of the Rumfish, and no one may decree the death of other people without the approval of at least two members of the Rumfish (and no, guacamole miners don't count) or one of the Mighty Leaders. I would list them, but you should know who they are. Failure to know will result in a writ of death. Failure to abide by this simple mandate will result in a writ of death. Posting anything stupid in this forum will result in a writ of death.

IS THAT CLEAR?

Stick to topic: Either decree a writ of death, or request one, and by means of supporting posts you may establish your request. Failure to gain approval for a writ of death may result in a writ of death.

All writs of death will include a time given in vutons until the target's perfect moment of nonexistence." - Lord Rumfish


 * Understand Vutonomic Proclamation VP32-a.


 * Vengeance is spelled... vengeance.


 * Twinge was promoted to "Gaurdian of the Excelling Question" for understanding nearly three words of an excerpt from "Bullshitomicon, Chapter Zero, Verse Nothing, Vutonomic Reference 2, Fishscaler 27"


 * Naked chanting is not part of the Rumfishian baptism but rather a different ritual.


 * It takes 4 vutons' worth of martinis to get anyone drunk.


 * Know how to construct a standard VPDPIA.


 * If creamcheese and cheesecake don't count then Lord Rumfish will destroy the multiverse.


 * Big hammers can fix everything.


 * You must be able to identify all ancients.

This is but a small sample. Good luck on the test!