Fuzz-Bob

Not sparing in the retarded department, Fuzz-Bob is a happy go lucky cat with out a care in the world. Fuzz-Bob enjoys many activities such as eating and sleeping (as most cats do), rolling around, being chewed on by the dog, falling off of things, getting lost, and conversing (despite low conversational skill, he is very vocal). Overall, he seems to be the failed attempt melding a dozen or so other cats into one freakish, fuzz abomination. He is big and clumsy and his unnaturally large paws and total lack of a tail (and thus balance) don't help him, but they don't slow him down either because he's persistently stupid. When you look into his eyes, those blank stupifying eyes, you'll notice they are every color. Just as two different colored eyes is a sign of insanity in humans, having four different colors in either eye must be a sign of mental retardation in cats. Also, his immensly thick furr has no single pattern or color. Its a hodge-podge of patterns in colors that combine to form a fluffy nightmare. Fuzz-Bob does have his qualities, such as, he is very affectionate and docile, he likes a tummy rub, and he doesn't mind being thrown around (he doesn't mind negative attention as long as its attention). Try not to drop him though because he is incapable of landing on his feet. This has been verified by many controlled experiments.