User:Timnotray

Greetings and well met.

I am Tim, not Ray.

If this does not make sense, then cast it from you mind.

Just know this:

Before the ancients were, I was. Before the internet, before compact disks, before personal computers...I was.

I have sailed on Homer's wine-dark sea, navigated the Bermuda triangle and plied the North Sea as the vikings did before me. I have prayed inside Christ's tomb, explored inside the Pyramids of the Pharaohs and touched the Temple of Solomon. In all, I have sailed seven seas, walked four continents and visited more countries than I can usefully count. I know the stench of rotting corpses and heard the wailing of the bereaved. I have caused the deaths of many and saved the lives of many more. I have tinkered with the very building blocks of life itself. I have been a pirate and a porn star, a student and a teacher, a dog-catcher and a deacon.

These journeys have shaped my thoughts in unique ways.

Also, I can cook. Really well.