Midgard Journalists Club

''It is our most solemn duty to bring truth and light to people of Rune Midgard. The wool of tyranny shall no longer be pulled over the eyes of the people. Knowledge is power; arm yourselves!''

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 * Reverand
 * Crim
 * Stabbin Steve
 * Coppola
 * Bob the Hippie

OSHA THROWS BOOK AT GLASTHEIM
The attack was ineffective

Article by Reverand, Crim, and Stabbin Steve

October 22, 2007

Glastheim has seen a lot of business as of late. Ever since The Crimson Knights began paving the road, adventurers of all types have been flooding to this hotspot to reap the spoils of raiding. From mimics and ridewords to abyssal knights and, everyone's favorite, bloody knight, Glastheim offers something for everyone. Many people today enjoy raiding Glastheim, so much sometimes that they don't consider the clear dangers. I speak of course about Glastheim's poor adherence to OSHA standards. Our undercover team of experts; Crim, Stabbin and myself went deep into Glastheim to expose the truth. What we found was shocking. Stairwells without railings. Uneven walkways much less than the OSHA regulated six feet in width are hazardous to tread. No clearly marked fire exits in the labyrinth make for a catastrophe waiting to happen. The amount of moisture and mold in the air was revolting. Deep, unguarded pits are scattered randomly throughout the grounds. Even raw sewage was observed flowing over walkways. What kind of individual would keep such an incredibly dangerous and disgustingly unsanitary work condition. None other that the Dark Lord. Our team went to confront the Dark Lord himself about these gross violations of OSHA standards. When questioned, however, the Dark Lord merely exclaimed, "METEOR STORM!" The proper authorities are reluctant to bring the Dark Lord to justice. It seems the Dark Lord makes generous donations to the royal family. For now the injustice continues so adventurers be warned. In the meantime, the Midgard Journalists Club will be filing a lawsuit concerning damages resulting from the assault of three of its members.