UB3Rn00bz

The few, the proud, the UB3Rn00bz.

The UB3Rn00bz guild is dedicated to making Rune-Midgard a better place to live, through comedy, lighthearted fun, and being "uncommonly common" in a world of bizarre monsters. We are always glad to help out even the most dour adventuring companions, and travel the world in search of new experiences and enjoyment.

The UB3Rn00bz have strict policies regarding new applicants, however, as few adventurers have what it takes to make it as an UB3Rn00b. The requirements are:

Job: SuperNovice. As long as you're still a Novice, it's not too late to walk the road less traveled. Interested applicants will receive help in the form of advice, leveling partners and assistance in getting your SuperNovice armor. While it isn't easy to become a SuperNovice, it's a very rewarding and prestigious job to attain. Exceptions: The UB3Rn00bz will be accepting applicants who can perform jobs that a SuperNovice simply can't do. These are few and far between, but examples include Smithing, Potion-Brewing, and Crusader-Vitality-Tanking (although we are currently testing to see whether, in fact, a SuperNovice may be capable of main-tanking dangerous zones). Speak with Guildleader and Keeper of the Rumfish Bob the Hippie if you believe your non-SuperNovice job merits entry to our fine guild.

Humor: Mirthless killjoys will not be tolerated. Lighten up a little! ^_~

Hair Color: Thus far, every member of the UB3Rn00bz has had platinum blonde (white) hair. While this is not a hard-and-fast rule, it has become a tradition if you would like to follow our illustrious history as well as style. That being said, we would likely accept a well-qualified individual with a different hair color if necessary.

Style: Perhaps the most subjective requirement, each member needs a certain pinache to differentiate themselves. This is especially true since our members look somewhat alike, being the same job and having the same armor and hair color. Interesting masks, face gear, etc. will help, as well as your choice of skills and overall persona. Mostly though, as long as you can pick an interesting title upon joining the guild, you'll likely fill this requirement just fine.

Long-Term Goals

Expand Membership

Perhaps the most important next step for the guild is to increase our membership. While SuperNovices are rare and precious, with a little coaxing we may be able to convince a few more to step forth from the ranks of normality and embrace the path of endless options and opportunities. As of now, all members of the UB3Rn00bz can invite others to join our guild. Don't abuse this privilege, but feel free to help the Guildmaster recruit more young Novices into being SuperNovices.

Raid Fun Places

The UB3Rn00bz will never be a hardcore raiding guild; that wouldn't be fun or practical. However, with increased membership we may occasionally take a jaunt down into places that most would think SuperNovices incapable of, just to prove that we can. In the spirit of fun, we might also "raid" places that don't require raiding at all, or go to certain locations just because they're fun to explore. This will be an occasional occurrence rather than something to mark on your calendar, and often enough the course of day-to-day life will take us to exotic locales. It's something to keep in mind for a rainy day though.

Guildhall

One day the UB3Rn00bz would like to take a guildhall, however the current guildhall system (War of Emperium) precludes us from attaining such a marvel for a long, long time, if ever. To that end, we may seek assistance from the Crimson Knights after they have taken one of their own, or perhaps we will petition the GMs about the possibility of purchasing a guildhall someday. It can't hurt to try.

As a final note: if you're a guildsman, be proud. If you're not, then we ask that you reconsider the challenging and fun prospects a SuperNovice has to offer.